Every month or so, I send out an Anointy Newsletter via email in the hope it brightens a few minutes of your life. In addition to the odd musing or remembering or lousy dad joke, it contains information on forthcoming stories, songs, or live shows. Below you can find the latest newsletter; scroll back in time to read past newsletters or sign up to receive those in the future. Enjoy
It was 30 Years ago Today…
Hey there Hope all is fine and dandy in your world. It’s non-stop glorious sunshine here in London – been 30 degrees all week. We
Lorries, Truncheons, Adjective Animals…
Hey there Hope all is well. Newsletter time. As I type I can report that today is my birthday. How old you ask? Well 27
New Stories, Songs & Shows…
I hope you are keeping well and your peckers are up. I thought I’d jump back on the newsletter horse, or is it a donkey?
Thoughts from the beach…
Greetings from Sydney, where this year I am spending Xmas with my family-in-law or, as they say here, ‘Chrimbo with the rellys’. It was a
Reflections After Edinburgh | Dad | 2 London shows & more…
I hope you are keeping well in these dark days. I find that plunging in cold water, ramen noodle soup and stroking my cat Muriel
A Postcard From Edinburgh…
Hello, I write this missive from the city of Edinburgh. I arrived some days (weeks?) ago with my guitar, a life-size cut-out of Ricky Gervais and
A Happy Sad Anointy Newsletter
Hey there I’ve not managed to send out one of these missives recently as, sadly, real-life got in the way, and my creative flights of fancy
Edinburgh Fringe | Book Club Tix | Beeb Interview & more…
Hey there In an attempt to temporarily distract you from world events, here are some things that I will be doing in the coming months
A CNJ Splash! | 2 New Stories | Armpits | Warts and so much more…
I hope 2022 is treating you well so far. For me, it’s been a strange start to the year as I found myself centre spread
A new story called The Quilt and more…
Time for my monthly intrusion into your inbox. First up, the exciting news that I am the guest author at the Xmas Rock n Roll Book
Derek Smalls, Molly Ringwald & the Onions & more…
First off, I met a very nice man in the shower at my local lido. It is not uncommon to strike up a conversation with
Russian spas, Gobbledegook and so much more…
Welcome to the June edition of Anointy news, which you are getting in July, but who’s counting. I got a bit distracted last month with
7 hours, 11 minutes and 1 second of listening pleasure…
Hey there It’s been a long time in the making but happy to say my book Anoint My Head – How I Failed To Make
Bookbub deal, Stalker video & Golden Ears episode 4….
Here is a quick round-up of some things happening with my book Anoint My Head plus some other projects in gestation. Apologies in advance if
Harry Styles, Brett Anderson, Radio Fandango & a Competition…
Time to put the kettle on, grab a penguin (the biscuit variety), put your feet up and enjoy this March edition of my Anointy newsletter.
CNJ Love, Gossip columns, AMH Spotify playlist and more..
Hope you all keeping as fine and dandy as possible in these troubled times. In an attempt to bring a little light to the dark