Hello, I’m a London-based music promoter, but when no one’s looking, I write tragi-comic tales about glorious failure. I’ve written two narrative memoirs (both adapted into one-man shows) and several short stories, all true apart from the bits I make up. I also sing in The InCureables — a tribute band to The Cure. Welcome to the shed in my head, where you can read, watch and listen to my efforts. I hope you enjoy looking around.

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Daffodils | Chronicles | Amphitheatres…

Happy spring! Hope you are feeling the joys. Yes, I know World War 3 has kicked off and Spurs are on the verge of getting relegated, but I always like early March; things feel a bit more downhill (in a good way), with daffs and crocuses and whatnot. Here is a pic to get you in the mood… Feeling better? Right, onwards with news of my creative follies.* ​ BOOK(S) First up, excited to

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Book Tickets to see The InCureables

The Doors, The Cure and The Strokes on one bill! Line up of the year surely…even if it is just pretend!

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